What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 11:50

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Moonraker
You Only Live Twice
Octopussy
-”Ah so!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
From Russia With Love
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Live and Let Die
-J W Pepper
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Dr No
A View to a Kill
-All the bad guys are black.
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Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Goldfinger
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?